wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

mcish:

"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 

cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

duggyboy:

in third grade at lunch I made a disgusting combination of food/throw up and ate it to look cool and the janitor lifted me by my shirt, sat me down in the corner, leaned down and said “that is fucking disgusting, you are disgusting, why would you do that? sit here  and think about it.” for the rest of the school year I thought he was my real dad

meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t