brian quit playing games with my heart
"the beatles were the best band to ever live"
lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though?
let me lay down some facts for you:
- aliens are real
- horoscopes are real
- skeletons are real
- star wars is probably real
- linkin park is almost too real
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
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in third grade at lunch I made a disgusting combination of food/throw up and ate it to look cool and the janitor lifted me by my shirt, sat me down in the corner, leaned down and said “that is fucking disgusting, you are disgusting, why would you do that? sit here and think about it.” for the rest of the school year I thought he was my real dad
why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t