Tbh man take me back
android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic
You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.